Baby It's Cold Outside

So I just got home at 9. You ask, was I working late? No. Was I in a car accident? No. But I was actually stuck in traffic for four and a half hours. I feel like I might die. What really sucks about it is that I only have an hour and a half of time to myself, relaxing before I have to pass out so that I can wake up tomorrow and drive to work again.
Le sigh. At least tomorrow I have stuff to look forward to. Like dinner with Alisha and Brian! And possibly bowling with CHC. I love CHC so I hope so.

Anywho, during my personal relaxation time (aka right now) I have uploaded pictures on facebook but I'm also watching that new dating show Momma's Boys. Idk why. I usually hate dating shows, I think people who go on dating shows looking for true love are strange and I feel as if I don't appreciate them. Anyway, the mothers are on here trying to help their sons find a woman, blah blah blah and the mothers made videos about what kind of woman they want for their sons. And the one woman THE ONE WOMAN in her video said that she said she does not want a black woman, a jewish woman, a fat woman, a tall woman or an asian woman for her son. How ridiculous. Part of me wishes, HOPES that this woman is just doing this to cause drama on television but I think part of me also makes me know that it is probably not true. Anyway. Things like this make me sad, you know. Cause of my life. Aka it's a sad constant worry all the time. But also, this woman gets her comuppance cause her son sure is making out with a black woman in the preview
BOGUS

anyway. i have to go to sleep in like fifteen minutes. Which sucks. I hate this week until tomorrow.

Oh Billy

I was going to make a post about how nice it is that Chipotle is getting in on trying to become environmentally sustainable and just sustainable in general and about how I'm reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle or even, how excited I am for Friday when everyone is coming back and how I've been working out so I can try to be slim and trim for make-out sessions or even how I'm sad that in a week and two days I won't be able to listen to Christmas music anymore and then this happened:

The most ridiculous thing to happen to me today

honestly. just go 2 minutes into it. and then laugh hysterically

My Body Stay Vicious I be Up in the Gym Just Working on My Fitness

She's my witness...ooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Anyway, so I went and worked out today. Which is not anything new, I LOVE working out. Seriously, I think it's some inherent fatal flaw or something. In any case, as many of us know, I also LOVE dancing. Naturally, I dance and work out at the same time. So today, I was on the elliptical and I was dancing and BOOM I knocked my iPod down. There were guys walking by at the time and they saw and made fun of me and then I was embarrassed. But then I started thinking, why? Why am I embarrassed? Why should I be? I'm working out, I'm trying to burn as many calories as possible which means that dancing and doing the elliptical at the same time is ok. Also, those guys were 16 or 17 and I'm grown. Like, I shouldn't be worried about what people a.) I don't know and b.) younger than me think about myself.

But this led me to wonder about why everyone is embarrassed when working out. Maybe not everyone is, but I think there are a high amount of people who are embarrassed. For instance, in college I didn't go work out when I knew that the sports teams were going to be in the gym becuase I didn't want them to see me. Why? I mean, that one kind of makes sense because my school was so small and I saw someone I knew everytime I was in there. But I think that working out is one of those personal things that is just kind of awkward. For instance, you're using and moving your body in a way that people don't usually see it move, in clothes you don't usually wear and you're sweating. None of these sound particularly attractive, so I guess this embarrassment makes complete and total sense.

It's still effing weird though.

This Place is a Prison

So. I am trying not to talk too much about Blagojevich just because I don't think I'm well versed enough in any kind of politics to eloquently explain exactly what I am trying to say and also, I think I voted for him once (I mean, the alternative was Judy Baar Topinka, who in retrospect might have been a good choice). HOWEVER, I will say that I am offended when peopel who are not from Illinois or Chicago, for that matter say to me "Illinois does not care about corrupt politics." And while I think/coudl see that this is possibly true HOWEVER generalizations never go the way that you want them. Isn't something that we learned that generalizations aren't a good way to go about talking about people? Doesn't this statement about Illinois and it's people and their politics reek of some kind of prejuidice? Isn't it not fair to say this about everyone? I can answer that last question with YES it's not fair. I for one am very offended that this is happening and am very offended that our elected official has let us down in many other ways other than this specific instance. In fact, isn't it ok to say that this is almost the icing on the cake? Can't we say that we all pretty much saw this coming? I think it's safe to say yes, but that it's still disappointing none the less. No one is not angry, no one is alright with this happening. So for someone to say that to me is a little offensive, I think. I think it's safe to say that something new in Chicago needs to happen and happen quick.

This post is brought to you by Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddow and the fact that I keep hearing my fellow Americorps members bashing Chicago/Chicago Style Hot Dogs.

My people are nordic

It is a running theme of my life that sometimes when I'm out at bars, I have an extremely dead face on. Rather, I show no emotion whatsoever, even when I'm with friends and having fun. For instance, just this Friday, I was at the bar waiting to get a drink when a man at the bar starts talking to me and is like "What's the problem?" and I'm like "Nothing."
"Life is too short and you're too pretty to not be smiling. Smile! You're at a bar!"
So I smiled for him because naturally, that's what he wanted. So I tried to be cheerful, really, I do. When he left, he told me to keep smiling because I was the most beautiful girl in the bar (which, to be kind of honest, was quite possibly true).

In any case, this is not the first time this had happens to me. Even people I'm friends with have asked me what's wrong; usually thought, it's older males who tell me to smile. This type of thing also happened on Mad Men to January Jones' character Betty. The guy was like, your face is just so sad to which she replied "My people are nordic."

I said this once when someone remarked I looked sad while at a party, but no one got it.

Oh baby baby if you seek amy tonight OH

Oh Britney Spears. On Sunday, I watched her special Britney: For the Record. I was really excited about it, because duh, I love Britney Spears. However, it really just ended up being kind of depressing, in that Britney's life is kind of depressing. And when I say "depressing" I mean it really, really is. In a section of "For the Record", she tries to go shopping in SoHo. She gets out of the car and there are sooooooooo many paparazzi that she freaks out and you hear her say, over and over "I'm scared. I'm scared." And then they get back in the car and leave. And that sucks. Cause she can't even really get out of the car for fear of like ridiculous amounts of people.

And I know what you're thinking: how can you feel sympathy for this girl? She wanted to be a celebrity, she did this to herself.

And yeah, I'll respond, she did. However, that doesn't mean that she shouldn't be afforded the things in life that we take for granted. She's one of the most followed celebrities in America. I'm sure of it. Even when nothing is going on in her life, there are cameras all over her. And yeah, I know part of it is part of being a celebrity, but it's still really sad. Plus, I like Britney. She may or may not have something wrong in her head, but that doesn't mean that we should follow her around. She does need to have some semblance of life or as she put it "I used to be cool and single."

I mean. Let's just all support Britney.

Originally, this was going to be another post about how awesome Alex Quigley is, but the he didn't play "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies for me, so now it's about Britney. Expect the rant about Twilight and how it is simultaneously lifting women up and moving the feminist movement back about 50 years. It's coming soon.

Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, It's the first of the month

So it's December. I already had broken the cardinal rule of not listening to Christmas music before Thanksgiving, so today there was really nothing to look forward except that it snowed. Like a lot. And it took me two hours to get to work aka I was late.

Then a bird pooped on me.

Just like that. And I wasn't even freaked out because I had my hood up and I just thought it was some wet snow that fell on me, like an ice and mush mix that was dripping off of the roof.
But no. It was actual bird poop. I also walked through one of the health centers with bird poop on me and no on bothered to tell me. I'm sure someone saw it. Like seriously. It was all on my hood, all down the back of my coat. It was obvious.

Now, I know that some people believe that if a bird poops on you, it's good luck. However, I would say that I have already gotten pooed on this year, at graduation. While in my cap and gown, outside, waiting to leave my row. Poo. On my head, on my sunglasses on my program. Bird poo. I still can't say if that luck has gotten to me yet, or if I'm still waiting. I was all about the luck from that time I got pooed on and suffice to say, I don't think it's happened yet.
Unless both of these times are just going to add up and then I'm going to have super duper fantastically good luck for the rest of my life, and then I won't complain.